Apocalypse Cockroach Chapter 261
Chapter 261: Machine Gunner and Sister Cao (2)[TL: FYI, I will be putting some of my personal comment in there, while pointing out some problems I have encountered. Let me know if you don’t want to see my own personal comment, but I will point out the difficulties I have encountered just to give you guys a heads up on a possibility of translation errors.]
The machine gunner spoke out his true thoughts in his heart, while Sister Cao listening to his thoughts along with removing the pistol from his head. At the end, Sister Cao laughed amused by his words, causing her to lose her balance and lay on the machine gunner’s chest and said, “Boy, can’t you see that you are still a virgin?”
“As soon as I was discharged from the army, I went to the hot springs to be a security guard. Just as I got hooked up with a woman, I didn’t even have a chance as the virus broke out and I hid in the cave with the boss. The boss wouldn’t even let us take a peek at the ladies. Following Brother Cockroach, I thought I had a chance. The day before yesterday a girl promised to go on a date with me, yesterday I was sent out to pull coal, today I saw so many zombies. We’re all on the battlefield and it’s a night battle, too. If the zombies climbs up, we’re still going to die? You said that I was dead as a virgin, and I complained with you almost shooting me. Am I wrong? “[TL: I had trouble with the last few parts of the paragraph, which is about the zombies climbing up (?). That translation almost killed me and I had to ask relatives. Hated the latter half of the paragraph. Not sure if it is accurate.]
“Ha ha ha ha ha…” Sister Cao laughed when she heard the machine gunner’s talk.
“I’m like this and still you’re laughing, I … *machine gunner starts to cries*”
As soon as Sister Cao lowered his head, she blocked the mouth of the machine gunner. The machine gunner was stunned, he felt a smokey face rubbing his face with a dexterous tongue stuck into his mouth. The unconscious tongue greeted the invading tongue, and the two kissed together unforgettably.[TL: Don’t know what the heck is going on here lads.]
As the kiss scene continued half-way, the machine gunner was stroking the plumpness of the nearly thirty-year-old Sister Cao with both hands. Then, a little rough hand loosened his belt and grabbed his little brother.[TL: Uhhhhhh]
“Oh god, Sister Cao, it’s not possible here. There are too many people, maybe we should change places?” As the machine gunner broke free from Sister Cao’s incense and intense kiss as he gasped.[TL: Really son? Really?]
“You dare change the place? I promise you will be shot as soon as you leave here, and you don’t want to have a taste of a woman?” Said again and kissed the machine gunner and hugged him into the machine gun nest.
“Cao Jie…Can you…let me be…on top? Why do I feel a little weird?” The machine gunner broke free again and pleaded with Sister Cao, he felt like he was being abused by a thug while he was a weak woman. All the initiative was in the hands of Sister Cao.[TL: I felt it is more appropriate to use the Chinese wording here for Sister Cao]
Sister Cao didn’t speak, grabbing his son, the machine gunner didn’t and couldn’t speak anymore …
Five, four, three, two, one………[TL: Blast off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
The machine gunner clutched Sister Cao tightly, and his body continued to tremble. Then he asked with a crying voice: “Am I very useless? Is there something wrong with my body? I seem to remember that it is not a minute.”
Sister Cao lay on his body, heard the machine gunner’s words, looked up at him and said, “It’s not that long, about five seconds.”[TL: He’s a quick shooter. LMAO]
As soon as the voice fell, Sister Cao was turned over by the machine gunner, and the machine gunner gritted his teeth and said, “This time I’m on top …”
Zhang Xiaoqiang did not know that a love action movie was being performed not far from him. He stood on the hillside and watched the three commanders below giving commands and workers dragging scrapped cars onto the road where the zombies were coming, which they had no time to dig trenches and ditches. Zhang Xiaoqiang saw those dense exhausted cars remembering the scene where the big truck overturned in the corpse was detonated by armor-piercing incendiary bombs.[TL: Don’t know which scene he was referring to.]
Other then the twenty machine gun groups that are being prepared, the remaining team members fasten abandoned vehicles with steel wire ropes and drag them to the ground with a large truck. The vehicles are not aligned properly in a row.
Zhang Xiaoqiang thought of the narrow lanes formed by the cars in the coal yard and decided to apply this trick to the zombies. At least the speed of the zombies can be delayed so that they can not form a continuous zombie wall, and these vehicles can be exploded and burn. The burning metal can illuminate itself, allowing the machine gunner to correct the trajectory and better attack the corpse.
A row of headlights appeared behind him, the roar of the car’s engine sound continued to come, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned and looked behind him, ten pairs of headlights pierced the darkness and turned to this side.
“One! Two! Three! Hey-o! One! Two! Three! Hey-ho…” Ten strong men wearing miners’ hats with flashlights pulling on a thick hemp rope behind there backs.
A two-wheeled two-mounted 56-type anti-aircraft machine gun was slowly pulled up to the top of the hill. Dozens of people carried huge ammunition boxes, heavy spare gun barrels, and consumable gun machine parts from below while climbing up the mountain.
A large bonfires were set off next to the convoy of buses, and the fat chef who usually hide in the base gave instructed to his female kitchen workers to send the meals to each machine gun nest. He used a big metal barrel as a makeshift pot to make thick soup that was being boiled in barrel. The fiery red flames were sprayed from the edge of the iron pot, which illuminated the busy women’s body.
Wang Le brought along his two lackeys with two high-power diesel generators. His deputy director, Director Ma, flashed a flashlight and instructed several workers to pull the cables. The two workers carried the searchlights removed from the base and went up the hill. Obviously Wang Le did a good job preparing.
Six two-mounted anti-aircraft machine guns occupied the best shooting points of the two hills, two four-mounted anti-aircraft machine guns mounted on a large truck sealed the intersection, and one was dragged to the last position. Which had the least amount of complicated terrain, with only a river on site. Zhang Xiaoqiang viewed that this is the easiest place for zombies to break through.
With the 92 type infantry gun and three mortars arranged there, the zombie should not be able to get through.
Zhang Xiaoqiang stood silently waiting on the top of the hill. In the dark night, the two small hills were brightly lit and divided the darkness into two halves. The left and right side were waiting silently, and even the fat chef stood beside Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the distance of the black hole in front, didn’t know what Zhang Xiaoqiang was looking at.
“I think … we might not die …” said the machine gunner, sitting behind Maxine’s heavy machine gun, touching the iron water tank beside him. A dazzling beam of light passed behind him, illuminating the steel jungle with exhaust cars ahead.
“Sister Cao, are you listening? I said we might not die … Look, Brother Roach has brought all the anti-aircraft machine guns, and the searchlights at the watchtower have also come. He also said, we just have to stay until dawn. “
The machine gunner turned to look at Sister Cao who was rubbing a bullet chain beside him and said, “Sister Cao, when this battle is over, the base is safe, and if I am not dead, you will marry me … “
“Sister Cao … you say something.” The machine gunner said anxiously.
“What about the girl at your base?” Sister Cao finally said, and killed the machine gunner sentence in half.[TL: Anyways. For now, I’m learning how to use WordPress right now (even though the link says otherwise, cause I went the cheap route). Anyways, if you find any wrong or odd translation, just DM me and I’ll reply as fast as I can.]